Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

I always travel by bus because I'm scared of flying!

😳

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Checking the latest from the Test match, I see that Jimmy Anderson and I now have 597 Test wickets between us.

(Shamelessly stolen from the BBC Test match page).

 

[PaulB]

Golf shoes for sale.

Hole in one.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[morrisman]

Archaeologists have discovered a large group of model soldiers in Italy made from sweetened cream thickened with gelatin .
They have named them the Pannacotte Army.

 

[Cavalol]

A lamp post near us has gone missing, so I've sellotaped posters to all the local cats.

 

[Mike Ayling]

How do you know if a person is vegetarian or vegan?
Don't worry, they will tell you!

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[smokeysmoo]

Just found out that 'Niamh' is pronounced 'Neve'

Unbeliamhable.

Lee Mack does this sketch on Irish names that always tickles me


View: https://youtu.be/OcLOKQOpj7U

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Dayvo]

Bored? Need a new hobby?

Try blindfold archery: you don't know what you're missing.

 

[Beebo]

Lee Mack does this sketch on Irish names that always tickles me


View: https://youtu.be/OcLOKQOpj7U

I went out with a girl called Siobhan for a while. I was never 100% confident at spelling or even pronouncing her name.
bonkers.

 

[Smokin Joe]

"Caoimhe"

Pronounced Kwee-va.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

"Boris Johnson"

Pronounced "Be-rk"