Any good jokes ... ?

[JtB]

The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in a group of six tomorrow. One of them isn't happy.

So that must mean one of them is grumpy.

 

[Chris S]

There really is a mineral called cummingtonite

I've pinched that for Really TRUE Odd Factoids.

 

[Chris S]

I won first prize in the raffle at my local shop last night, ten years supply of Marmite.

One jar.

That's not a joke. I've still got half a jar of Marmite with a best before date of February 2013.

 

[roadrash]

The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in a group of six tomorrow. One of them isn't happy.

I thought six of them wasn't happy !!!

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Archie_tect]

That's not a joke. I've still got half a jar of Marmite with a best before date of February 2013.

The joke is, that's not Marmite...

 

[JPBoothy]

That's not a joke. I've still got half a jar of Marmite with a best before date of February 2013.

You could use it as copperslip soon.

 

[raleighnut]

So that must mean one of them is grumpy.

Ah but it's Sneezy that keeps getting ignored by the others.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

 

[tyred]

I was sitting in my armchair reading the newspaper when my wife tore it from my hands and shouted in my face that I never listen to a single word she says.

I thought it was a very odd way to open a conversation.

 

[Electric_Andy]

There are 2 types of people in this world: those who understand binary

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

There are 2 types of people in this world: those who understand binary

Binary. As easy as 1, 10, 11.