Any good jokes ... ?

[Andy_R]

Or bail..

Bail - a bond of money to secure release from imprisonment, the act of removing water from a vessel, the crossbar on a cricket wicket.

Bale - tightly bound clumps of hay/cotton/straw etc...

 

[EltonFrog]

Police in Lincolnshire have confirmed that a man who fell into a combine harvester, whilst trying to steal it, has been bailed....

Looks a good bike I'm not looking to buy but unless the L in the title is Large there's no size mentioned, it might be worth saying how tall you are to give an idea for dumbo's like me who it would be suitable for,

Pedant
Combine Harvesters do not bale anything so this joke is invalid

Or bail..




My bar is set quite low...

Very low!

https://www.grammarly.com/blog/bail-bale/

Bail - a bond of money to secure release from imprisonment, the act of removing water from a vessel, the crossbar on a cricket wicket.

Bale - tightly bound clumps of hay/cotton/straw etc...

Here is a lesson in how to kill a joke stone dead in five steps.

 

[Dayvo]

Here is a lesson in how to kill a joke stone dead in five steps.

Six, including yours.

And seven with mine!

 

[Dave7]

Bail - a bond of money to secure release from imprisonment, the act of removing water from a vessel, the crossbar on a cricket wicket.

Bale - tightly bound clumps of hay/cotton/straw etc...

Bale.....a Welsh footballer

 

[Cavalol]

I've just bought a cheap luxury car off the singer from R.E.M.

It's a Jaguar Stype.

 

[Salty seadog]

I've just bought a cheap luxury car off the singer from R.E.M.

It's a Jaguar Stype.

Reported.

 

[Seevio]

Bale.....a Welsh footballer

This a line from the lost 2nd verse of do-re-mi from The Sound of Music.

 

[EltonFrog]

I’ve been offered a gig at a nudest camp.

No payment but plenty of exposure.

 

[morrisman]

Pork chop
L’escalope.
Rack of lamb
Gammon ham.

Rhyming cutlets

 

[Cavalol]

Think my job interview as an arachnid sorter went really well.




I boxed all the right ticks.

 

[morrisman]

"Have you be involved in a car crash that was not your fault?"
"Yes BREXIT"

 

[Cavalol]

I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas.

Times were hard, food was scarce, but we had some great laughs.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Lullabelle]

Just found out I am colour blind-that came right out of the purple.

 

[PaulB]

My Grandad was a baker in the army.

He went in all buns glazing.