Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

If you were 8 years old when 'Red red wine' was released, UB40 now.

 

[Electric_Andy]

I was in China on holiday and I was trying to buy a small orange fruit, but no one could understand me, I didn't speak mandarin

 

[Dave7]

Warning!!!
Don't look at the sun through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Stole that and sent it to my son who responded....."its nice to see you are back to really bad jokes".

 

[Dave7]

I was in China on holiday and I was trying to buy a small orange fruit, but no one could understand me, I didn't speak mandarin

I would pinch that and forward it.......but I cant think of anyone I dislike that much

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PeteXXX]

Stole that and sent it to my son who responded....."its nice to see you are back to really bad jokes".

Well, we do have standards to uphold!

 

[PeteXXX]

Police in Lincolnshire have confirmed that a man who fell into a combine harvester, whilst trying to steal it, has been bailed....

 

[colly]

 

[Dayvo]

And on page 666 of any good jokes...

 

[Zanelad]

I'm renting a house from the matron at the local ursine hospital, and it's full of inflatable sofas.
Doesn't sound great, but it's got all the bear nurse air settees.

Very good. I had to read it several times before I got it. Now that damn song is going round and round my head.

 

[Zanelad]

Jokes about white sugar are rare, but ones about brown sugar....demerara.

 

[morrisman]

Police in Lincolnshire have confirmed that a man who fell into a combine harvester, whilst trying to steal it, has been bailed....

Pedant
Combine Harvesters do not bale anything so this joke is invalid

 

[Dave7]

Police in Lincolnshire have confirmed that a man who fell into a combine harvester, whilst trying to steal it, has been bailed....

So, about these standards you adhere to ??

 

[PeteXXX]

Pedant
Combine Harvesters do not bale anything so this joke is invalid

Or bail..

So, about these standards you adhere to ??

My bar is set quite low...

 

[Dayvo]

Or bail..




My bar is set quite low...

Very low!

https://www.grammarly.com/blog/bail-bale/