Any good jokes ... ?

[Moon bunny]

What do you get when you cross a brain tumour with a German sausage?

Spoiler: Not for the easily offended

The wurst headache imaginable

 

[roadrash]

And his reply was........

broccoli....cauliflower....broccoli

 

[EltonFrog]

broccoli....cauliflower....broccoli

 

[Seevio]

My friend slept with Uri Geller. Afterwards they both laid on their sides with her snuggling into him. Then her head fell off.

 

[EltonFrog]

My friend slept with Uri Geller. Afterwards they both laid on their sides with her snuggling into him. Then her head fell off.

He believes in telekinesis, the power of the mind. If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

 

[Smokin Joe]

 

[Dayvo]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49395718
Edinburgh Fringe: Tourette's charity wants apology over award-winning joke

But the chief executive of the UK's Tourettes Action charity said the "rubbish" joke had brought "shame on Dave".

Suzanne Dobson said she found it difficult to understand what the general public found "so funny" about the joke.

Hasn't she got a f***ing sense of humour or something?







***= lip

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

A Tourette's charity getting upset over someone saying something offensive out loud?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

The bestselling car in Texas last year was the Audi Partner

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

My nickname at school was Scarface. I was brilliant at knitting.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Dayvo]

President Donald Trump buys Poundland after mistaking it for Poland

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[colly]

 

[colly]

I've been strutting around all afternoon dressed in a bright tunic, wearing white boots and a matching hat whilst twirling a silvery coloured baton.

I think I've got Majorettes.