Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
Any good jokes ... ?
- Thread starter cisamcgu
- Start date
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raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
betty swollocks
large member
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
A man steps into a bar and orders a pint. "o-o-o-one p-pint p-p-please."
The barman responds "I used to stutter all the time too mate, but it stopped right after my wife gave me a blowjob. I suggest you try the same."
After the man hears this, he quickly drinks his beer and leaves. The next day the man comes to the bar again. "o-o-o-one p-pint p-p-please."
The barman chuckles "My suggestion didn't work, did it?"
The man responds "n-n-no b-b-but y-you h-have a n-n-nice h-h-house."
The barman responds "I used to stutter all the time too mate, but it stopped right after my wife gave me a blowjob. I suggest you try the same."
After the man hears this, he quickly drinks his beer and leaves. The next day the man comes to the bar again. "o-o-o-one p-pint p-p-please."
The barman chuckles "My suggestion didn't work, did it?"
The man responds "n-n-no b-b-but y-you h-have a n-n-nice h-h-house."
Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
Forever young !!
glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
- Location
- Scotland
I bet it doesn't say "keep away from children".
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
If any sign of irritation stop using immediately and shout, "Awww, Muuum!!!"
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
WARNING - This may lead to a clip round the lug-ole if persistent.
LCpl Boiled Egg
Three word soundbite
I've just seen this in our staff kitchen, I guess it's someone's idea of a prank. I'm not sure what enjoyment they get tricking people into eating Post-It Notes but I suppose there are some strange people in this world...
PaulSB
Squire
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Because they lactose!
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
A middle aged couple were watching TV.
The husband kept switching between the channels.
Golf
Porn
Golf
Porn
Golf
Porn
Golf
Porn
The wife couldn't stand it anymore and shouts, 'FFS, leave it on the porn, you know how to play golf!'
The husband kept switching between the channels.
Golf
Porn
Golf
Porn
Golf
Porn
Golf
Porn
The wife couldn't stand it anymore and shouts, 'FFS, leave it on the porn, you know how to play golf!'
Electric_Andy
Heavy Metal Fan
- Location
- Plymouth
I can't stand people with a foot fetish. I'm lick toes intolerant
Profpointy
Legendary Member
Is that the same as a homosocksual ?
