Any good jokes ... ?

[Salty seadog]

In town today, I saw a busker playing 'Dancing Queen' on a didgeridoo. I thought 'Well, that's Abbariginal'.

Stand there and face the wall and think about what you've done.

 

[Dave7]

Stand there and face the wall and think about what you've done.

I have "liked" this one because it is SO bad. The previous few were only quite bad.

 

[PaulSB]

I’ll take a chance on this one, told to me by a French friend.

Death Vader is on holiday in France and goes to the local boulangerie. What did he order?




Pain
Pain
Pain
Tarte Tatin
Tarte Tatin

 

[morrisman]

So I lost my mood ring yesterday...
I'm not sure how I feel about it.

 

[Salty seadog]

So I lost my mood ring yesterday...
I'm not sure how I feel about it.

My missus has a mood ring, when she's happy it's a sort of yellow/gold colour, when she's mad it leaves a big red mark on your forehead.

 

[Profpointy]

There was some public safety guidance about not turning the lights on if you suspect there's a gas leak. I now always keep some candles and matches handy for that reason


(shamelessly nicked from another forum)

 

[Cavalol]

Wish people would stop going on about their phobias. I mean, I'm scared of heights but I don't shout it from the rooftops..

 

[Profpointy]

Wish people would stop going on about their phobias. I mean, I'm scared of heights but I don't shout it from the rooftops..

Agoraphobics shouldn't feel ashamed of their phobia and should come out of the closet

 

[Cavalol]

 

[glasgowcyclist]

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What, no gingo?

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Why are they called the ISIS Beatles and not Jihadiwaddy?

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Milkfloat]

Why are they called the ISIS Beatles and not Jihadiwaddy?

You got beaten to it yesterday.

View: https://twitter.com/Trudski2012/status/1021517813293490182

 

[Cavalol]

 

[glasgowcyclist]

You got beaten to it yesterday.

And I had done a thread search for "Jihadiwaddy" to check too. Pah!