Any good jokes ... ?
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Richard A Thackeray
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Alex321
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- South Wales
I want one!
That is a US store though, not sure if they are available in the UK. They do ship worldwide. Hmmm.
Andy in Germany
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- Rottenburg am Neckar
OP
OP
cisamcgu
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- Merseyside-ish
Dag Hammar
Senior Member
- Location
- Essex
and Pratts Bottom, Kent.
Richard A Thackeray
Legendary Member
A f**tballist with a needle
3 couples pass away and arive at the pearly gates. 2 couples are straight, one couple are gay.
1st couple....St Peter tells the man ....you can't come in. You are so fond of money you even married a woman called Penny.
2nd couple he says no, you are so fond of food you even married a woman called Candy.
3rd one..... the bloke says to his partner "I think we have a problem Dick"
1st couple....St Peter tells the man ....you can't come in. You are so fond of money you even married a woman called Penny.
2nd couple he says no, you are so fond of food you even married a woman called Candy.
3rd one..... the bloke says to his partner "I think we have a problem Dick"
Windle
Über Member
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- Burnthouses
Not so much a joke as a funny bit of overheard dialogue from a visit to Barny Lidl last night ~ an old guy asking one of the shop assistants if they had any 'semi skilled mink', took me a few seconds but oi larrfed 
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Chris S
Legendary Member
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- Birmingham
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Surgeons say that a man who was shot 200 times with an upholstery gun is now fully recovered.
