Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

First view of the Tesle Cybertruck...

 

[Gwylan]

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First view of the Tesle Cybertruck...

The engineers may want to reflect if 2 wheels is just a bit too innovative

 

[Chromatic]

What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?

Spoiler

Light blue

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CAN ADMINS DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY MAN. HE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING PEOPLE, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS UNMENTIONABLES. HE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 14+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 7 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.

 

[AndyRM]

CAN ADMINS DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY MAN. HE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING PEOPLE, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS UNMENTIONABLES. HE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 14+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 7 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.

Snet frm my iPhone.

 

[AndyRM]

I've just seen a lizard on its hind legs telling jokes in the back yard.

I went closer so I could hear better and realised it was a stand up chameleon.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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First view of the Tesle Cybertruck...

At least the windows won't break.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Cavalol]

I met a girl who runs a battery kiosk in the local park.
So basically, she sells C cells by the seesaw.

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]