Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Profpointy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Did you know if you chop a horse in two, and then bang the two halves together, it sounds just like someone riding a coconut.

 

[tyred]

 

[Seevio]

"When one door closes, another door opens."
- Boeing

 

[morrisman]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

I thought of Sam Vimes, when l saw these in the new Aldi booklet

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Venod]

Mountains are just not funny, they are hill areas.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mountains are just not funny, they are hill areas.

I do like flat-out, plain facts.

 

[Seevio]

Boeing is coincidentally the sound that a plane door makes when it pops off mid-flight.

 

[srj10]

Cycled to work today wearing one glove, the weather forecast says it's going to be cold but on the other hand it might be warm

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I've invented a new talent contest where you have to dress up as a sailor and eat spinach as fast as possible.

I'll call it Popeyedol
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