Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

Woman goes to Doctor for help as husband has lost his sex drive.
Doctor gives her one tablet and explains it is still experimental stages but to slip it into his meal so he won't know.
Next week she is back and explains that the results were amazing.... "within 2 minutes he stood up, undressed, threw all the dishes to the floor, ripped my clothes off and made love to me on the table".
Doctor apologises and offers to pay for all damages.
Wife says.... "no, that's OK, we aren't planning to go back to that restaurant anyway".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I’ve asked God for a bike 🚲 for Xmas, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Chris S]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Andy in Germany]

 

[tyred]

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Try working for an American company where we are expected to stand up and do our "about me" and tell everyone how awesome you are and about all your family, your dogs and your huge Ford pick up.

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Andy in Germany]

Try working for an American company where we are expected to stand up and do our "about me" and tell everyone how awesome you are and about all your family, your dogs and your huge Ford pick up.

Ouch.

It's odd that US companies would be like that as they're supposed to be tolerant of diverse people, but I have noticed that this tolerance doesn't generally extend to introverts, (or people with Autism, from experience).

Thankfully German companies tend not to go for that sort of silliness, although I did see a book at work called "Great team building games". I accidentally dropped it in the skip before anyone got any ideas.

 

[tyred]

Ouch.

It's odd that US companies would be like that as they're supposed to be tolerant of diverse people, but I have noticed that this tolerance doesn't generally extend to introverts, (or people with Autism, from experience).

Thankfully German companies tend not to go for that sort of silliness, although I did see a book at work called "Great team building games". I accidentally dropped it in the skip before anyone got any ideas.

It's always been a thing when we have American trainers over that they expect everyone in the class to stand up and talk about themselves. One of them even made us make up a PowerPoint presentation about our lives.

It was just after I came back from cycling NCN 78/Caledonia Way. I just used a few photos from the trip and basically nothing else. "That's Loch Ness. No monsters observed!" "OMG! You biked how far?"

 

[Buck]

And back on topic…

 

[Andy in Germany]

It's always been a thing when we have American trainers over that they expect everyone in the class to stand up and talk about themselves. One of them even made us make up a PowerPoint presentation about our lives.

Egads. That would be considered intrusion into your private life here and by the third person at the latest the 'leader' would be cordially invited to go forth and multiply.

We've had times where we were supposed to present our work in a work related seminar, but your private life is most definitely off limits.

 

[Buck]

My mate has a bad stutter and by the time he told us his Nanna had died we were all singing Hey Jude !

 

[KnittyNorah]

Egads. That would be considered intrusion into your private life here and by the third person at the latest the 'leader' would be cordially invited to go forth and multiply.

We've had times where we were supposed to present our work in a work related seminar, but your private life is most definitely off limits.

Quite right too! I'd be telling them to go and do one, or - if I loved and adored absolutely everything else about the job, and the intrusion was only once a year - I might consider standing up and telling some totally weird and/or outrageous story.