Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

 

[Slick]

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Can't resist this, but a very long story short, I left my father in law in the pub whilst I went to the football. I went back to the pub after the game to get him and he told me he couldn't leave yet as he gave a boy 20 quid to get him a drink half an hour ago and he hasn't come back yet. He was quite hurt when I laughed.

 

[tyred]

 

[colly]

What with all these high winds I am worried bout the caravan in my back garden.

I never had one yesterday.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Britain is so poor it has to import second hand American hurricanes

 

[tyred]

 

[Alex H]

 

[PeteXXX]

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Believe it or not, the panto I took my grandson to last year didn't do a 'wake up kiss'.
Nor did a bucket of water figure in the scene 😂

 

[PeteXXX]

When I did a shift as a porter taking people from the theatre to the recovery ward, there was an Australian who had surgery after being injured by his cat.
I swear blind I thought the man was telling me name was Claud Balls. So I told the nurses the wrong name had been put above his bed.... 🐱

 

[postman]

I have just bought a book on how to lay stair carpet.

Its a step by step guide.

 

[BigSid]

 

[PeteXXX]

We don't need no ejucashun...

!!!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[colly]

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I need time to consider that but l need to go to the shopinanhour.

 

[tyred]