Any good jokes ... ?

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DaveReading

Don't suffer fools gladly (must try harder!)
Location
Reading, obvs
FTFY:
No charity registered in that name, nor has there been.
Story in the Daily Mail, 'nuff said...
This dates from 2017. The organisation is (was?) an NGO, not a charity.

The DM's faux outrage is based on not being able to tell the difference between internship and slavery. :banghead:
 

Slick

Guru
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his:
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out. "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said. "Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked. “What’s your Business at this convention?"
“Lecturer." She responded. "I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
“Really?” He said. “And what kind of myths are there?”
“Well.” She explained. “One popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. "I’m Sorry." She said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name."
"Tonto." The man said. "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba." ...........
Being Scottish, the first time I heard that was when Tonto McPherson was his name but the Bubba thing was a nice addition. :okay:
 

Profpointy

Legendary Member
Looks like the space under our office desks at work. I should have taken a photo of it while doing online fire safety training.

A former boss was allocated to a project "The Orange House", a showcase of automation and our mobile phone technology in an actual suburban house, which got some press coverage back in the day. There was an under-stairs cupboard full of kit that looked liked that. When asked for a progress report he'd commented "If you could actually see the software, it would look like the cabling in that cabinet under the stairs"

For context he was an extremely able and very motivated professional guy, but quite direct when necessary.
 

tyred

Legendary Member
Location
Ireland
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