Any good jokes ... ?

[morrisman]

Hate to say it, but I think Boris Johnson was onto something when he hid in a fridge.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I went to the pet shop to buy a Chinchilla.
Terrible idea, if anything it's made my face even warmer.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[AndyRM]

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I know he's an absolutely despicable human, but that's very, very funny.

 

[Nibor]

As the weather is so hot I asked the Hermes delivery driver if he'd like a bottle of cold water. When he said yes I dropkicked it over a fence into my neighbour's rose bush and told him I'd left it in a designated safe space.

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[newfhouse]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Electric_Andy]

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?​

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.