Any good jokes ... ?

[Seevio]

I'm torn between getting my own personal Jesus and getting a large Jesus to share with the whole table.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[cisamcgu]

 

[newfhouse]

Spoiler: Rude word alert

 

[craigwend]

For the older viewers...

 

[PaulB]

Why did the phrase "I need to spend a penny" become so popular instead of the more obvious "I need 2p"?

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Why did the phrase "I need to spend a penny" become so popular instead of the more obvious "I need 2p"?

Because there wasn't a two penny piece when it started.

 

[Alex321]

Because there wasn't a two penny piece when it started.

And in fact "p" wasn't used for old money. If it was written down it was always 1d, 2d etc.

 

[Threevok]

Hence the saying "I need 2p"

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Why did the phrase "I need to spend a penny" become so popular instead of the more obvious "I need 2p"?

In all seriousness, it goes back to the Great Exhibition of 1851, at the Crystal Palace (design by Joseph Paxton)

 

[PeteXXX]

Also, the Bee logo in the toilet bowl...
It's not just an aiming point for us chaps, but Apis is Latin for Bee 🐝

 

[tyred]

 

[PaulB]

I was going to buy an electric car but I don't have a current licence.

 

[Andy in Germany]

I was going to buy an electric car but I don't have a current licence.

Oh no, we'll be getting a whole battery of puns now.