Any good jokes ... ?

[mistyoptic]

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

I was in a shoe shop and tried on a shoe.
I said to the assistant "it's too tight".
He said "Try it with the tongue out",
I said "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight"

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[morrisman]

 

[Profpointy]

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Got any hose?

 

[Smokin Joe]

A solicitor is at the Pearly Gates being interviewed by St Peter.

"We've never had a 122 year old solicitor here before"

"I'm not 122, I'm 81"

"According to the hours you've charged you're 122".

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I thought I heard a seahorse, but it was just someone banging two coconut shells together in a bucket of water.

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Chinese takeaway - £30
Tip - £5
Getting home to find they forgot part of your order - Riceless.