Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

 

[Seevio]

Satan: Aaaand this is the lake of lava where you'll be spending eternity.
Me: Actually, because we're underground, it's magma not lava.
Satan: You do know that's why you're here, right?

 

[Cavalol]

I've called my dog Fruit Liqueur.

Every time I go near him he Schnapps at me.

 

[tyred]

 

[srj10]

I can’t believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit.

I am peachless.

 

[Speicher]

I can’t believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit.

I am peachless.

Have you still got your Blackberry? Or Apple?

 

[raleighnut]

Did they nick your Blackberry Pi

 

[srj10]

Be careful out there, The Martians have landed.

 

[tyred]

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I can’t believe someone broke into my house and stole all of my fruit.

I am peachless.

It went to court and the defendant didn’t have a legume to stand on.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

 

[Kestevan]

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Every bike ride ever.....

 

[Cavalol]

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Ah yes, Wetherspoons toilets are all like that.

 

[Profpointy]

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I seem to remember Schehallion being rather like that; maybe 10 false summits before getting to the top top

 

[Smokin Joe]

Save money on your water bill. Every time you flush the toilet, piss into your cistern. It all goes down the same way.