Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
The most unpopular bloke in German football is the Borussia Monchengladbach supporter who shouts out, "Give us a B!"
Any good jokes ... ?
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Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
I don't think I can link to it here because it includes swearing, but if you search for "the inspired unemployed" on Instagram or Facebook they've done a very funny video about cleat noise. Worth a watch.
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
This in 
to Barry Cryer, as delivered in a youtube vid on the other thread...
Woman's going past a pet shop and there's a parrot in the window, beautiful bird, blue and gold. And she loves it so she goes in and asks how much for the parrot, and the shopkeeper says £20, and she thinks wow, only £20, and says I'll take it. And the pet shop owner says, well there's something I have to warn you about.... This parrot has spent his life in a brothel and he's learnt a fairly extensive vocabulary, and the woman thinks 20 quid I'll take a chance and she says that's fine and takes the parrot home.
When she gets home she takes the cover off the cage and the parrot looks around and says New place, very nice. And the woman's daughters walk in, and the parrot says New place, new girls, very nice. And the woman's husband walks in and the parrot says Hello Keith.
to Barry Cryer, as delivered in a youtube vid on the other thread...Woman's going past a pet shop and there's a parrot in the window, beautiful bird, blue and gold. And she loves it so she goes in and asks how much for the parrot, and the shopkeeper says £20, and she thinks wow, only £20, and says I'll take it. And the pet shop owner says, well there's something I have to warn you about.... This parrot has spent his life in a brothel and he's learnt a fairly extensive vocabulary, and the woman thinks 20 quid I'll take a chance and she says that's fine and takes the parrot home.
When she gets home she takes the cover off the cage and the parrot looks around and says New place, very nice. And the woman's daughters walk in, and the parrot says New place, new girls, very nice. And the woman's husband walks in and the parrot says Hello Keith.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
Richard A Thackeray
Legendary Member
Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
OFFICER: The victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers.
DETECTIVE: Dear god.
OFFICER: Most likely, yes.
DETECTIVE: Dear god.
OFFICER: Most likely, yes.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Was the hart removed?
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
