Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

 

[srj10]

Today is the birthday of the man who invented the boomerang.

Many happy returns.

Did you know it is cheaper to import a box of snails than it is a box of mussels?

It's less cargo..

 

[tyred]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

I walked into the Hotel California the other day and ordered a Southern Comfort. The barman looked at me confused and said,
'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'

 

[Dayvo]

 

[johnnyb47]

Brilliant,

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Andy_R]

 

[oldwheels]

 

[dan_bo]

I’m sometimes strangely compelled to steal kitchen utensils. It’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[newts]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[tyred]