Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[craigwend]

 

[craigwend]

Flounce Alert

 

[tyred]

They don't do car ads like this anymore.

 

[Drago]

My Wife says there are two things wrong with me.

I never take any notice of a word she says, and something else.

 

[PeteXXX]

I accidentally spilled some haemorrhoid cream on my fruit bowl, and now my grapes have disappeared.

🍇

 

[GetFatty]

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The baby Yoda page makes Facebook worthwhile

 

[Tim Bennet.]

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas.
The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, she called him on her mobile phone.
The wife said, " Where are you? You know we have lots to do."
He said, "Do you remember the jewelers we went into when we got engaged, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I couldn't afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up…
"Yes, I do remember that shop," she replied.
"Well, I am in the bike shop next door to that."

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[PaulB]

I've got a date with a woman this week who works as a bin lady. I don't know if I'm taking her out Wednesday or Thursday.

 

[Speicher]

She might refuse the invitation.

And she has to be out before 7 o'clock.

 

[Andy_R]

She might refuse the invitation.

And she has to be out before 7 o'clock.

And you can't take her out the night before