Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

We're raising money for Eczema. Please buy one of our scratch cards.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Dayvo]

A mate of mine in Finland just sent these photos from his garden:

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[srj10]

World leaders flying home after an inspiring climate change conference.

 

[morrisman]

There's a woman selling batteries at the playground.
Yes - she sells C cells by the seesaw

 

[tyred]

 

[Moon bunny]

Little Blake cam in from playing with his friends and told me a joke he had heard and asked me if I would put it on the internet for him, he’s only 7 bless him:
What‘s brown and sticky?

Spoiler: Isn’t it cute?

Shit

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

 

[tyred]

 

[GetFatty]

Little Blake cam in from playing with his friends and told me a joke he had heard and asked me if I would put it on the internet for him, he’s only 7 bless him:
What‘s brown and sticky?

Spoiler: Isn’t it cute?

Shit

I thought the answer was "a stick"

 

[Cavalol]

Had a leaflet through my door saying 'Jumble Sale'.
So far I've got seal and ales.

 

[Cavalol]