Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Profpointy]

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My first bike was a three speed because my dad thought "they are less trouble". Spent the next few years struggling to keep up with my pals on their 5 and 10 speed "racers". And in university my roommate told me his dad got the bike shop to remove the front changer from the bike he was getting because "10 speeds are too complicated"

Do modern dads still sabotage their kids' bikes nowadays?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[betty swollocks]

The other side of Mount Rushmore.......

 

[oldfatfool]

Read that out of all car owners 51.89% are queueing for petrol.

 

[Punkawallah]

The rest are compiling statistics for the media :-)

 

[Cavalol]

Someone attacked me with a bat in the park last night.


To be fair, I was amazed that he had managed to train it so well.

 

[Cavalol]

It's a shame nothing is made in Britain anymore.

I just bought a new TV which says "Built in Antenna". I don't even know where that is.

 

[postman]

Mate of mine swallowed some coins last night whilst doing a magic trick.He is still in hospital despite treatment of olive oil and an enema,doctors say they will x Ray him later if there is no change soon.

 

[tyred]

In 1989 I fell off my bike and scraped my knee.

I am telling you this now because I could not do it then as social media hadn't been invented.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dayvo]

Aye but does Marianne Faithful hold the record for the most Stones with one bird

A Mars a day….

 

[Seevio]

Boss: 'Tell me about Suzanne.'
Me: *sighs wistfully* 'Ahhhh, Suzanne. The one that got away...'
Boss: 'You're a Zookeeper. None of them are supposed to get away!'

 

[roadrash]

 

[Dayvo]

More than just a joke, could be the solution to world peace and saving NACA! 😉