Any good jokes ... ?
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JtB
Prepare a way for the Lord
- Location
- North Hampshire
Looks like a little miss representation there…
(I’m not sure Wales would appreciate being covered by an England flag)
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Z’ha’dum
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Z’ha’dum
Look -this is a Jokes thread
the place to submit perfectly believable evidence to an enquiry is over there>>>>>>>>
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
steve292
Guru
- Location
- Weston-super-mare, north somerset
"The bourgeoisie, wherever it has got the upper hand, has put an end to all feudal, patriarchal, idyllic relations. It has pitilessly torn asunder the motley feudal ties that bound man to his 'natural superiors,' and has left remaining no other nexus between man and man than naked self-interest, callous 'cash payment.' It has drowned the most heavenly ecstasies of religious fervor, of chivalrous enthusiasm, of philistine sentimentalism, in the icy water of egotistical calculation. It has resolved personal worth into exchange value, and in place of the numberless indefeasible chartered freedoms, has set up that single, unconscionable freedom—Free Trade. In one word, for exploitation, veiled by religious and political illusions, it has substituted naked, shameless, direct, brutal exploitation.
The bourgeoisie has stripped of its halo every occupation hitherto honored and looked up to with reverent awe. It has converted the physician, the lawyer, the priest, the poet, the man of science, into its paid wage laborers.
The bourgeoisie has torn away from the family its sentimental veil, and has reduced the family relation to a mere money relation.”
"Good luck lads"
"Oh, try to get it to kane"
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
In the spirit of Wimbledon fortnight I bought a punnet of strawberries and looked to the internet for the best way to serve them.
It suggested that I halve the strawberries, dust with icing sugar, and pile cream on top.
A word to the wise - pile cream tastes disgusting.
It suggested that I halve the strawberries, dust with icing sugar, and pile cream on top.
A word to the wise - pile cream tastes disgusting.
