Any Art Critics Available?

[threebikesmcginty]

Care to critique this work?

 

[Aperitif]

It's a pizza de resistance, of course. Title: "Ohm I" Also, it has a soupcon (not the hot drink son, a 'soupçon') of conceptualism about it... as in, you thought about stuffing a nice expensive cheesy warm thing in your mouth since 11:00, and this is the endgame - the 'wrap', in filmspeak. Left in place, as it might well be, the piece will, in time , develop a gritty integrity and doubtless improve in value.

I look forward to your next work threefoccaciasmcginty.

 

[MontyVeda]

its rubbish

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Tracey Emin thinks it's lush.

 

[Chromatic]

Beat me to it Monty.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I look forward to your next work threefoccaciasmcginty.

Aaaah, not my work teef, young twoislabikesmcginty made it in craybroop today, it was presented to me by the teacher: "it's a crocodile" I was informed. It's actually a kind of performance piece, when seen in action as I did earlier it all becomes crystal clear!

Those that dismiss it as rubbish are obviously soulless philistines

 

[asterix]

It is very scary..

 

[slowmotion]

Brian doesn't like it.

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/std/s...xmasauction08/images/brian-sewell-500x347.jpg

 

[Aperitif]

Aaaah, not my work teef, young twoislabikesmcginty made it in craybroop today, it was presented to me by the teacher: "it's a crocodile" I was informed. It's actually a kind of performance piece, when seen in action as I did earlier it all becomes crystal clear!

Those that dismiss it as rubbish are obviously soulless philistines

Then you're a proud Dad. (But you still wish you ate the pizza!)

 

[Fnaar]

Craybroop... good one!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

It's now been explained in more detail, actually the pizza box are the jaws of the croc but you all knew that anyway - the plastic bottle is a fish!

Craybroop... good one!

I know, I think I'll always call it that now

 

[TVC]

I don't know much about art, but I do know what I like.

It's not that.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I don't know much about art, but I do know what I like.

It's not that.

I had you down as a cultured kind of a guy TVC, but it looks like your art appreciation doesn't stretch much beyond...

or

 

[TVC]

Oh yes, but you forgot:

 

[HLaB]

Everyone is a critic