Answer a question with a question.

[perplexed]

Is it 3 blacksmiths?

 

[Archie_tect]

or 2 Greggs sausage and bean pasties?

 

[Paulus]

or is it saddle maker?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Where's the partridge in a pear tree gone?

 

[tyred]

Who ate all the pears and roasted the partridge?

 

[Archie_tect]

Can we come round for tea?

 

[perplexed]

Green or builder's?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

One lump or two?

 

[tyred]

Is this tea set Royal Dulton?

 

[Archie_tect]

China?

 

[tyred]

Does it say "made in China?"

 

[Archie_tect]

wouldn't it say 中国制造 ?

 

[asterix]

¿uʍop ǝpısdn ʇɐɥʇ ʇ,usı

 

[Archie_tect]

How come you don't fall off?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Is it something to do with the super glue on his shoes?