Answer a question with a question.

[Oxo]

Is he the guy who lives in the 'House of Horrors'?

 

[Archie_tect]

Hey Rank Hovis, is it you that keeps banging that gong?

 

[Andy_R]

You with your short what??

 

[Paulus]

would it be deemed illegal?

 

[TVC]

Would it be deemed ethical?

 

[Andy_R]

would it be thuitable in ethics?

 

[Archie_tect]

Thadly, anyone fancy a curry?

 

[Paulus]

Lamb Rogan, or Madras?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Will there be toilet facilities to hand?

 

[Andy_R]

Wouldn't it be better if the toilet facilities were closer to the nether regions than to hand?

 

[Oxo]

Will there be somebody on hand to paper over the cracks?

 

[colly]

You are not wanting a hand with that are you ?

 

[perplexed]

Which one giveth, and which one taketh away?

 

[tyred]

Anyone want to giveth me a tenner?

 

[Oxo]

What can you buy with a tanner?