Answer a question with a question.

[Archie_tect]

Shouldn't you be looking through the narrow end?

 

[Archie_tect]

Very small or far away?

 

[tyred]

Ever think about getting a white stick?

 

[Archie_tect]

Merlot?

Isn't white so last year?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Is white the new black?

 

[Steve H]

Could that be construed as a bit negative?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

It's not as black and white as that though is it?

 

[tyred]

Does anyone still have a white and black telly?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

How does a zebra cross the road?

 

[Oxo]

Does he follow the pelican across?

 

[TVC]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Oxo]

Did it come from the Isle of Man?

 

[tyred]

Is there an Isle of Woman?

 

[tyred]

Does anyone like Islay Malt?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

You buying?