Answer a question with a question.

[Leedsbusdriver]

If its 5am in England what time is it on Mars?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Mars-i-pan time?

 

[Steve H]

Can you play music on an iPan?

 

[perplexed]

And does it have to be non-stick?

 

[tyred]

Would the other half be happy if I bought her an iRon for her birthday?

 

[Keith Oates]

Couldn't you ask her?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Would she listen?

 

[Archie_tect]

Would you?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

How's the rash doing Archie?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Did anyone else see Rocky entering the Clinic this morning?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Is that what you're telling everyone?

 

[Steve H]

Should he have gone to Specsavers?

 

[tyred]

Does he need bi-focals?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

How about some binoculars?

 

[Steve H]

What kind of magnification have they got?