Answer a question with a question.

[tyred]

Will I use the WD40?

 

[Archie_tect]

For long term protection?

 

[tyred]

What would you recommend for protection?

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Have you tried a suit of armour?

 

[TVC]

Wouldn't a condom be a little more sensitive?

 

[Archie_tect]

Is the Pope a Catholic? ....bum-tish...

 

[on the road]

Why does the pope wear a funny hat?

 

[perplexed]

Is it to match his soap on a rope?

 

[tyred]

Does he use Imperial Leather?

 

[defy-one]

Is bending over a problem for you?

 

[Archie_tect]

Have you been injured at work in the last 6 months?

 

[musa]

Are you in line for cash sum repayment?

 

[Archie_tect]

Like to phone us direct?

 

[on the road]

will you pay the call charges?

 

[tyred]

Has someone vandalised the phone box again?