Answer a question with a question.

[Archie_tect]

Er, how do you know they're yours?

 

[Oxo]

Is your real name Calvin Klein?

 

[Keith Oates]

Is anybody actually called Calvin Klein?

 

[tyred]

Why don't you look him up in the phone book?

 

[Archie_tect]

If they say Nielk Nivlac, have you got them on inside out?

 

[tyred]

Does it matter?

 

[Archie_tect]

Where would you be without IT?

 

[tyred]

How far can I go on Raleigh Chopper?

 

[Archie_tect]

Would that be far enough?

 

[Francesca]

How old is your chopper?

 

[stephyt]

what are you chopping ?

 

[tyred]

Where can I bury this hatchet?

 

[stephyt]

in the ground?

 

[Archie_tect]

Won't it rust?

 

[stephyt]

cant u lubricate it first?