Answer a question with a question.

[on the road]

Have you got a long nose?

 

[Oxo]

Is there a point to having a long nose?

 

[TVC]

Is air free?

 

[Archie_tect]

Does Ryanair charge for that too?

 

[on the road]

Are you as high as a kite?

 

[ianrauk]

surely it depends how high the kite is doesn't it?

 

[TVC]

how long is your piece of string?

 

[stephyt]

what are you holding the string with?

 

[musa]

What is your string tied to?

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

And why are you using string?

 

[Keith Oates]

Is there something better?

 

[Deleted member 20519]

Is there something better?

Is wool any good?

 

[stephyt]

are u goin to knit with your wool?

 

[tyred]

Can you knit me a bobble hat?

 

[TVC]

Do you want one with ear flaps?