Answer a question with a question.

[Browser]

Is it politically correct to refer to fertilliser as 'muck' these days?

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

Who gives a $h1t?

 

[on the road]

Maybe the horse does?

 

[musa]

What do you reckon the BFG does?

 

[perplexed]

Almighty massive craps?

 

[defy-one]

Are you in need of the loo?

 

[Browser]

Cany you please direct me to Looe?

 

[on the road]

Does anyone know where it is?

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Where did you see it last?

 

[Oxo]

Shouldn't you have gone to Specsavers?

 

[TVC]

Have you gone to the dogs?

 

[on the road]

Do you mean the Isle of Dogs?

 

[Oxo]

Do dogs from the Isle of Man have tails?

 

[tyred]

Do ponies have pony tails?

 

[TVC]

Are you telling tall tales?