Alyernative Olympic sports GB would be good at.

[Dayvo]

Team (family) walking event. See how many members and pet dogs of chav familes can fit across the pavement making it impossible for individuals to pass!

 

[Aperitif]

Someone at work has commented that Britain seems to be particularly successful in sedentary sporting pursuits. Perhaps that is our true forte - sitting around.

Most of this year's medals have been won sitting around - in boats, on bikes etc

 

[barq]

Perhaps that is our true forte - sitting around.

All that cycling is just sitting around really isn't it?

 

[marinyork]

If we added car driving into sitting around that would expand that and if we added sleeping to the lying down section along with swimming we've got loads of things covered. We should be sorted for gold medals!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Drunken women fighting outside pubs championship.

Hooded-top-clad teenager balancing on back of park bench competition.

Buying the same old tat from the same old out-of-town-retail-park-every-saturday knockout.

Urinating up a shop doorway height contest.

 

[domtyler]

Extreme dusting.
Individual road rage.
Triple fiddle.
Cross country littering.
Cycle killing.
Open field paving.
Freestyle foreigner abuse.
Chav hunting.
Table menace.

 

[Kirstie]

brown nosing the united states

 

[Dayvo]

brown nosing George Bush senior.

 

[domtyler]

Mens 1500 metre pub crawl.
Sheep shagging (very strong showing from the Welsh).
Distance vomiting.
Olympic Web surfing.

 

[TVC]

Gloating at Australians