Alyernative Olympic sports GB would be good at.

[Disgruntled Goat]

May I suggest:

Having a sit down and a nice cup of tea

Freestyle drunkeness

Moaning

Talking about the weather

Communicating with foreigners by talking English IN A LOUD VOICE

Nipping down to the shops

 

[Maz]

How about Endurance Queuing?

 

[Melvil]

Pious Gossiping four hour endurance
Over-the-counter rudeness quick fire elimination tournament
Survival Talking about the weather in any conceivable social situation

 

[Hilldodger]

Performance vomiting

 

[marinyork]

Procrastination
Call Centre Endurance Telephone calls
Being ripped off
Worrying about things other people/nations don't worry about

 

[Aperitif]

Muffin Top pram pushing - 75kg and above...

For oars of all sizes - catching crabs...

Swimming out of ones depth - unrecognised class

Gobbing - random distances.

 

[Mr Pig]

How about Endurance Queuing?

Oh we'd be great at that. All other European countries are crap at queuing but the japs might give us a good run.

 

[Disgruntled Goat]

Denigrating our Achievements

The Chewing Gum Spit

 

[Aperitif]

Badmouthing officials, open cat. with a double finger wag...(never ending but always getting away...) etc

Fag(ok - cigarettes) butt flicking - might get runners-up v the Spanish?

 

[Milo]

one problem with fag flicking is the total lack of places to put them out in most towns other than London it seems.

 

[Disgruntled Goat]

Getting pregnant (Under-15s category)

 

[Maz]

Complaining about cat poo in one's garden.

 

[Milo]

Squat party endurance racing.

 

[gavintc]

Someone at work has commented that Britain seems to be particularly successful in sedentary sporting pursuits. Perhaps that is our true forte - sitting around.

 

[Jaded]

Driving close to a cyclist.