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Ming the Merciless

There is no mercy
Location
Inside my skull
I'll send Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum after you !

What went wrong couldn’t you get me some younger actors ? Less of these geriatrics.
 

cyberknight

As long as I breathe, I attack.
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Milzy

Guru
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UFO’s can’t distract as much as Sam Smith though.
 

Jameshow

Veteran
Reports from early investigations in China suggest an employee at the rubber Jonny manufacturing company went rouge with the manufacturing calibration and then testing machines releasing oversized samples into the atmosphere, the employee was last seen driving a BMW along the motorway at high speed...
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
Reports from early investigations in China suggest an employee at the rubber Jonny manufacturing company went rouge with the manufacturing calibration and then testing machines releasing oversized samples into the atmosphere, the employee was last seen driving a BMW along the motorway at high speed...

I'm reliably informed that the giant high altitude condoms are using a form of fiendishly modified hydrogen derived from bat guano from a certain laboratory in Wuhan.
 

Tenkaykev

Guru
Location
Poole
The balloons are made from latex and are usually fitted with a narrow strip of material around the circumference populated by cats. The cats chase each other around the circumference, with the fur / latex contact generating significant amounts of static electricity which helps power the onboard electronics. After a period of time the cats lose interest in chasing each other and instead turn their attention to the fabric of the balloon shredding it and causing it to de orbit.
Due to an oversight the balloon that was eventually shot down had been launched too close to the Chinese New Year, and as part of the new year celebrations involved laser light shows which distracted the cats and resulted in them " jumping ship " before reaching the material shredding stage and preventing its de orbit.
 
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