Do you write the "Top Tips" for Viz magazine?
Absolutely not. Dreadful magazine!
I subscribed to Viz in the 80s when my inamorata was studying in the North East, hoping its pages would bring me closer to the culture of that region.
It was not so. The publishers seemed intent on getting a cheap laugh out of crude stereotype and little else.
No recommendations of quality restaurants, no articles about thriving galleries or gems of regional theatre.
A foul-mouthed TV critic (himself apparently a presenter) and a football writer who appeared to me a merman.
Frankly, I came to the conclusion that it was little more than a comic.
Little wonder that our jails are so full!