And not screaming & shouting like the passengers on the bus he was driving?
Ho ho!
One time, another pal was going to the shops in the back of his uncle's car, pal's mum in the front passenger seat, uncle driving. She was nattering away but uncle didn't seem to be very interested - he didn't say a word. Pal and mum only noticed what was wrong when the car started heading straight towards a parked vehicle... Mum put the handbrake on, switched the engine off and steered the car away from the one they were about to hit. Uncle had died instantly and silently at the wheel!
(Scary for them, but otherwise what a brilliant way to go...)