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I used the arse-ometer in Terry Wright Cycles and the young lad assisting me blushed rather furiously for some reason. Maybe he's not used to telling 40-year-old 6ft 5in tall blokes to 'make sure you're as central as possible before you sit down'.............

 

[JozeeB]

Ooooh.... I want to find somewhere with an arse-ometer...... who can tell me I'm a 'small'!!

 

[KateK]

there's even different sorts of arseometer! there's the specialised foamy one and some other one that uses corrugated cardboard - presumably so that you can take it away with you and frame it labelled "My small arse"