A weird, but true, sentence about yourself

[johnnyb47]

I once had a wrestling match with Eric Pollard on the Coronation Street studios '-)

 

[Levo-Lon]

I rescued 3 people from 3 seperate house fires...im not a fireman

 

[jefmcg]

[QUOTE 4700147, member: 259"]I was strip searched at checkpoint Charlie in 1983. I was totally stoned but luckily had not been stupid enough to carry anything naughty back into the GDR, but they confiscated a copy of a rubbish novel by Christa Wolf which was available there anyway.[/QUOTE]
Doesn't get a "like" from me, unless you rephrase as a single sentence.

 

[Hugh Manatee]

I, as a father of infant twins was once barred from a Mothercare store.

 

[ColinJ]

"If I fart now, I'm dead."


(Crossing into East Berlin. Strip searched and made to bend over a table while a gorilla in a uniform parted my buttocks with his pistol.)

Especially if you followed through!




I'll get me (rubber, waterproof) coat!

 

[jefmcg]

I nearly posted this on a thread about bike security, but it doesn't really belong there. So, here goes:

"I once got snagged on the metal spike of a Tokyo convent fence, when trying to sneak back in at 2am after I had been thrown out of a US Marine's hotel room by the Military Police"

Please, add your own

Photo as evidence.

Neither is me. I had the camera

 

[Tin Pot]

Most of my life is weird but true, not sure where to start.

As young men sometimes do, once upon a time I went travelling around the world, visiting thirteen different countries and broadening my mind. When I returned, my mother had taken from my room all my clothes and given them to charity, because..."Well, *I* didn't know whose they were."

 

[robjh]

[QUOTE 4700147, member: 259"]...... carry anything naughty back into the GDR, ....[/QUOTE]
Back into the GDR. Like you were living there?

 

[RedRider]

Some nuns introduced me to Peter Andre then he pestered me for half an hour.

 

[PaulSecteur]

I refuse to acknowledge bagels.

The are just buns with a hole in.

 

[JtB]

When I got married I didn't understand a word of the ceremony including the bit I had to repeat myself.

 

[Andy_R]

I can lick my own left elbow

 

[smokeysmoo]

I'm 6 feet 5 1/2 inches tall............



and I'm scared of heights

 

[slowmotion]

[QUOTE 4700313, member: 9609"]I'm 5' 11¾ and it really pishes me off big time that I'm not the whole 6 foot, all my brothers are which makes me the runt of the family but I'm a better fighter [/QUOTE]
I feel your pain. I'm 1812mm. I don't quite "cut the mustard" either.

 

[raleighnut]

I was 6 foot tall but I've shrunk,