A pavement parking odyssey

[mustang1]

Two from today, one already had a sticker on the windscreen from someone else that wasn't impressed.

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Isnt anyone going to say "those darn vauxhall drivers" or is that only reserved for bmw and Audi?

 

[Drago]

Perhaps because the proportion of Poxhaul drivers who behave like self entitled motons isn't as high as Audi pilots, who are more likely to be convicted of a motoring offence than any other be convicted of a motoring offence than the driver of any other brands cars.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Perhaps because the proportion of Poxhaul drivers who behave like self entitled motons isn't as high as Audi pilots, who are more likely to be convicted of a motoring offence than any other be convicted of a motoring offence than the driver of any other brands cars.

Fact or Friction?

 

[Drago]

Was in the Guardian a while back, some survey about driving standards. Its provenance beyond that I neither know nor care. Certainly the evidence of my own eyes would lead me to believe it.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

I wonder what the most non insured make is

 

[Drago]

A £70,000 Porker cayenne was the most expensive car I ever lifted for no insurance. In my personal experience it tends to be cars that have fallen beyond a certain age or value, to which no brand is immune, but just like the Porker we would occasionally find some quite expensive cars too.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

A few weeks ago now, selfish turd!

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How to deal with idiot parking like this:

1) Put some wicky-wacky-guitar 70s funk through your headphones
2) Pretend you're Starsky/Hutch/Bodie/Doyle/<insert your favourite> chasing the bad guys
3) Run at the car and slide/roll over the bonnet, with your hands clasped together and your index fingers pointing out like a gun
4) Leave a note on the windscreen

(Step 4 is optional)

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

A few weeks ago now, selfish turd!

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Get a pair of really muddy (or poo covered) boots, and put footprints straight across the bloody thing.

 

[Andy_R]

If you happen to be out walking your dog and like any responsible dog owner you have picked up it's doings, then a generous smear of said doings on the underside of the drivers door handle can be satisfying.

 

[Ratchet Cat]

Pavement parking is seen as the norm now.
A nice note that looks like a parking ticket might help.

 

[classic33]

A £70,000 Porker cayenne was the most expensive car I ever lifted for no insurance. In my personal experience it tends to be cars that have fallen beyond a certain age or value, to which no brand is immune, but just like the Porker we would occasionally find some quite expensive cars too.

Wrong force!
https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/new...ercar-seized-by-police-in-yorkshire-1-9138959

 

[Drago]

Blimey O'Reilly! If you're gonna break the law youd think they'd want to remain iconspicious.

 

[classic33]

Blimey O'Reilly! If you're gonna break the law youd think they'd want to remain iconspicious.

Someone wrapped a Ferrari Spider around a tree, doing no more than 30!

 

[Freds Dad]

GMP recently tweeted a photo of a Bentley Bentaga they had seized after reoffending while there was a Section 59 against it.

 

[potsy]

Entrance to our residents only car park this morning, I guess none of us are going anywhere soon