A new job for archaeologists - as sexual honeytraps

[Cycling Naturalist]

Hang on, there's a Merc screeching to a halt outside...

I don't care if it's a trap.

 

[Arch]

I've got this terribly heavy pannier to carry up to my flat. Would you possibly give me a hand?

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

* starts round of applause *

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

I've got this terribly heavy pannier to carry up to my flat. Would you possibly give me a hand?

Certainly. My word, it's made me all hot and tired. Can I sit down and just loosen my clothes to cool off.

 

[Arch]

Certainly. Would it help you to recline slightly?

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Certainly. Would it help you to recline slightly?

Thank you. Part of the problem is my trousers are too tight. Do you have problems with tight clothing?

 

[Arch]

Not once I've loosened it, no...

 

[Chuffy]

Not once I've loosened it, no...

PWOINGGGG!! flubblelubblelubble
Quick, someone fetch some warm spoons!

 

[Landslide]

Quick, someone fetch some warm spoons!

I'm pretty sure I don't want to know...

 

[Chuffy]

I'm pretty sure I don't want to know...

Think of the spoons as bosomy shoehorns. They are warmed because I am a gentleman.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Not once I've loosened it, no...

............perhaps, I might help you.


I've got to 5,000 posts while on the subject of removing Arch's clothing.

 

[Carwash]

You might want to rephrase the 'this time' bit, which implies I've done that before? I mean, I know you've been to my flat, but I don't think I ever lured you there...

Of course you have - with sultry promises of hot, steamy tea.

 

[Arch]

I'm sorry, the avatar swapping is doing my head in more than real partner swapping might...

 

[Chuffy]

I'm sorry, the avatar swapping is doing my head in more than real partner swapping might...

Less sticky though.