Chuffy
Veteran
- Location
- On the banks of the Exe
Arch said:Chuffy, take your big jugs and go and sit in the corner.
A new job for archaeologists - as sexual honeytraps
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Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
Anyway, big jugs aren't everything, sometimes they are difficult to handle and cause a mess. I recommend small neat jugs...
Chuffy
Veteran
- Location
- On the banks of the Exe
Yes. A modestly sized jug will be much more pleasing to the eye and the hand.Arch said:
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
What about if archeologists found some axes?
Could we then compare 11th century choppers to modern ones?
I am sure women could judge if they handle well.
Could we then compare 11th century choppers to modern ones?
I am sure women could judge if they handle well.
Tim Bennet.
Entirely Average Member
- Location
- S of Kendal
All this carry on seems like a alien planet one I live on, but in case our orbits should cross one day, I have a question:
Exactly how far into the 'honey' can you go before getting 'trapped'?
Exactly how far into the 'honey' can you go before getting 'trapped'?
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Arch said:
Seriously, film crews are very drawn to the larger busted girls who wear low cut tops... Not surprising really, I suppose. Whereas they tend to like the blokes with character, or regional accents.
I auditioned for the beeb once, I think I failed to wear a low enough cut top...
I assume you also retreated fom the producer's casting couch........
Many a promising career has been blighted ....
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
Carwash said:Well actually I have both an MA and an MSc, but I wasn't going to bring that up.
Smartalec!
Don't suppose you want to come to the Stubbs thing tonight? Cluny hasn't got a babysitter, Eva's still in London, Anne's gone home.. I'm dateless...
Suppose there might be free wine and nibbles, and I could snaffle enough for two...
OP
OP
Cycling Naturalist
Guru
- Location
- Llangollen
Arch said:Smartalec!
Don't suppose you want to come to the Stubbs thing tonight? Cluny hasn't got a babysitter, Eva's still in London, Anne's gone home.. I'm dateless...
Suppose there might be free wine and nibbles, and I could snaffle enough for two...
So, which one of you is the honey trap?
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
Patrick Stevens said:So, which one of you is the honey trap?
I think if there was any quantity of honey about, I'd just end up eating it on toast.
Landslide
Rare Migrant
- Location
- Called to the bar
Mmmmm, Arch on toast...
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Arch said:Smartalec!
Don't suppose you want to come to the Stubbs thing tonight? Cluny hasn't got a babysitter, Eva's still in London, Anne's gone home.. I'm dateless...
Suppose there might be free wine and nibbles, and I could snaffle enough for two...
Thanks for the invite Arch, but I'm afraid it's not really my thing. You won't be luring me back to your converted attic boudoir this time! I bet Patrick could make it up here in time though, if he left now.
OP
OP
Cycling Naturalist
Guru
- Location
- Llangollen
Carwash said:Thanks for the invite Arch, but I'm afraid it's not really my thing. You won't be luring me back to your converted attic boudoir this time! I bet Patrick could make it up here in time though, if he left now.
I'm finding it damned difficult, typing as I'm driving.
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
Carwash said:Thanks for the invite Arch, but I'm afraid it's not really my thing. You won't be luring me back to your converted attic boudoir this time! I bet Patrick could make it up here in time though, if he left now.
You might want to rephrase the 'this time' bit, which implies I've done that before? I mean, I know you've been to my flat, but I don't think I ever lured you there...
Hang on, there's a Merc screeching to a halt outside...
