25 pubs you have been thrown out of....

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Can nt even name 25 pubs I have been in ....
"Public house" ... Treat it as if I am in some ones living room as a guest...
 

MikeG

Guru
Location
Suffolk
I'm barred from my village pub because I opposed a Planning Application for the owners to build a house in the beer-garden. They've also barred my wife, in a kind-of guilt-by-association thing. Nowt so queer as folk...........
 

Dave 123

Legendary Member
I'm barred from my village pub because I opposed a Planning Application for the owners to build a house in the beer-garden. They've also barred my wife, in a kind-of guilt-by-association thing. Nowt so queer as folk...........


Guilt by association? I forgot to put the reasons for my 2

1- talking to someone under aged (I was 19)- definite guilt by association!
2- saying a naughty word in earshot of the landlord.
 

Paulus

Started young, and still going.
Location
Barnet,
The Moon under water in Barnet, now the Misty Moon. A works drink up about 25 years ago that got a little boisterous, no aggro or violence, but cheering someone who won the jackpot on a fruit machine. The landlord asked us to leave.
 
Many years ago from a pub in Mile End whose name I've forgotten. We were with a Turkish guy who didn't speak much English and when he wanted a packet of peanuts we sent him up to the bar where he asked "Can I have a packet of nuts please" using the exact English phrase in which we'd coached him. The rather attractive young barmaid called the landlord who alternated between threatening to come round and beat him senseless and calling the police.

And the Ilford Palais after I had to be carried out in a rather tired and emotional state after falling down the stairs and being sick.
 

jayonabike

Powered by caffeine & whisky
Location
Hertfordshire
The leather bottle in Hemel for having long hair

Every pub in Aylesbury (the had a scheme years ago where if your barred from one your picture is taken and circulated to every other pub, dunno if they still do it as this was about 20 years ago) for smoking something I shouldn't
 
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