10 interesting facts about you

[steveindenmark]

1. My left leg is the only part of my body which I have not broken in a cycle/motorcycle accident.
2. I was shot by an Englishman who joined the Americans in Vietnam. He was awarded 2 purple hearts.
3. I left school with one GCE and have never been unemployed.
4. I have arrested 4 murderers.
5. I rode a Brompton 203km in a day.
6. My geography teacher told me I wouldnt go far. I have lived outside they UK for over 40 years. My geography teacher never left my home town.
7. I have made sails for 17 years and am not a sailor. The guy who makes Rolls Royce seats probably does not have a Rolls Royce either.
8. I have climbed the three highest peaks in the UK.
9. I have played rugby against Clive Sullivan and Rory Underwood.
10. The first time I ever sat on a Moto Guzzi Motorbike, I rode it from Yorkshire to Mandello in Italy and home to Denmark.

 

[mudsticks]

Vegans don't eat eggs. Cannot morally justify doing so nowadays.

Honestly, she doesn't mind..

She just drops one everyday, and then goes off to do something more interesting

 

[DCLane]

Dana?

Nope, she's about 20 years older than me. She lived near my parents-in-law though in Rostrevor, NI for a while. Not met her but my wife has.

 

[numbnuts]

I haven't go numbnuts any more
I trained as a Blacksmith
I've sailed to Gibraltar and back and never got lost
I've lived in Australia for 3 years
I'm a naturist
Was stripped searched in Morocco
Married and divorced in less than three years
Retired at the age of 38
I cut my own hair
I bake all my own bread, pies and make my own mince meat (sweet)

 

[oreo_muncher]

1. My left leg is the only part of my body which I have not broken in a cycle/motorcycle accident.
2. I was shot by an Englishman who joined the Americans in Vietnam. He was awarded 2 purple hearts.
3. I left school with one GCE and have never been unemployed.
4. I have arrested 4 murderers.
5. I rode a Brompton 203km in a day.
6. My geography teacher told me I wouldnt go far. I have lived outside they UK for over 40 years. My geography teacher never left my home town.
7. I have made sails for 17 years and am not a sailor. The guy who makes Rolls Royce seats probably does not have a Rolls Royce either.
8. I have climbed the three highest peaks in the UK.
9. I have played rugby against Clive Sullivan and Rory Underwood.
10. The first time I ever sat on a Moto Guzzi Motorbike, I rode it from Yorkshire to Mandello in Italy and home to Denmark.

What's cycling like in Denmark compared to the UK?

 

[Blue Hills]

10. The first time I ever sat on a Moto Guzzi Motorbike, I rode it from Yorkshire to Mandello in Italy and home to Denmark.

Well if you will insist on using a Wahoo ...

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Googled that..

Just in case there’s any doubt. Here’s @Drago at the gurning world championships

 

[Drago]

That was talen before id started gurning.

 

[Tail End Charlie]

Finally a former girlfriend asked do I smoke after sex

I ONLY smoke after sex. "So back in England I'm a 20 a day man!"

 

[Tail End Charlie]

I have been happily married five years.Which is not bad out of thirty.
I have mercury in my spine after suffering a fall.In winter I am four foot six but in summer eight
foot three.
At six foot four I am in the Guinness book of records as being the world's tallest midget.
I lie in bed,but try to tell the truth when out of bed.
I once asked dentist to put a wisdom tooth in.
As a guide at Blackpool Tower,when asked do people fall off here often,I replied no only once.
I defrauded British Rail as a teenager,I bought a return ticket to York but came back by bus.
I got arrested and taken of a plane,after shouting after my mate,h
Finally a former girlfriend asked do I smoke after sex,I replied I have never looked.

Luke did pretty well...





I know that you will have to ask me who Luke was!

Cool Hand Luke...

What you have there is a failure to communicate. Hardly surprising with a mouthful of eggs.

 

[Tail End Charlie]

1. My left leg is the only part of my body which I have not broken in a cycle/motorcycle accident.
2. I was shot by an Englishman who joined the Americans in Vietnam. He was awarded 2 purple hearts.
3. I left school with one GCE and have never been unemployed.
4. I have arrested 4 murderers.
5. I rode a Brompton 203km in a day.
6. My geography teacher told me I wouldnt go far. I have lived outside they UK for over 40 years. My geography teacher never left my home town.
7. I have made sails for 17 years and am not a sailor. The guy who makes Rolls Royce seats probably does not have a Rolls Royce either.
8. I have climbed the three highest peaks in the UK.
9. I have played rugby against Clive Sullivan and Rory Underwood.
10. The first time I ever sat on a Moto Guzzi Motorbike, I rode it from Yorkshire to Mandello in Italy and home to Denmark.

Number 2 - he got 2 purple hearts for shooting you!?

 

[All uphill]

1 I was held hostage for several weeks in Iran during the revolution.
2 I've lived and worked in 5 countries.
3 I am English and I have two sons - one a Dutch national and one an Irish national.
4 I have rebuilt or repaired 14 bikes so far in 2020 for friends and nighbours.
5 University wasnt a happy time for me. I like a bit more structure and really dont like alcohol and parties, but I didnt know that at the time.

 

[ColinJ]

What's cycling like in Denmark compared to the UK?

(Almost) Flat!

 

[HLaB]

(Almost) Flat!

Its just parts of the UK that are almost flat

 

[HLaB]

The question is, does he even actually use it..

Because it goes with the image