If it wasn't for the fact that he was in another team - and therefore an enemy - you'd think we treated him pretty badly
Once you guys caught me up we went through the tunnel at the end of lap 4 and you were in front, so I burritoed him on the up-slope as it wouldn't hurt you in front.
Then 200m before the sprint I led you out and we put 5s into him. Then when I caught you back up I decided to play breakaway and stay off. He caught you back up and you stayed on his wheel all the way to the end then beat him to the line.
What a pair of prize bastards
Well done us!
And all the while, Andy was in the group 12s behind deliberately doing no work so they wouldn't catch as easily.