19/7/23
A Painful Experience
Thought I would do a brief ride after tea, following the route of my last ride but on the Spirit this time. While I was getting sorted out outside my back gate an elderly woman stopped to admire the bike. I wittily quipped that I ought to be getting my feet up at my age. “I’m eighty, you know” she said, and it was a bit hard to follow that. I wondered if I would still be able to contemplate cycling by then.
I set off in the direction of Wettenhall and stopped at the traffic lights at Darnhall bridge. These now stay at red much longer than they used to since the lights have been made permanent. I got up the other side well enough but I was beginning to feel uncomfortable about climbing on a full stomach so shortly after my tea. Still, as the climb eased and the road evened out I felt better and the speed was not too bad. I was passed by several sportier riders but nevertheless 10-12mph was pretty good going for me. I got speed up down a dip and managed to keep my speed going up the other side. I turned right into Long Lane, down another dip and up the other side. I realised on looking at the map later that I’d just crossed the same stream twice in short order on different roads.
After having done so well up to now, it began to feel like hard work. I noticed that something was rubbing and I stopped to have a look. The rear mudguard was rubbing on the tyre and it was something I’d adjusted previously. It looked as though when the rear suspension vibrated quickly on a bad surface the adjustment of the mudguard moved slightly. I would have to have a good look at it when I had the opportunity to take the rear wheel off.
Some tweaking and then away again. I noticed that the turn off to Eaton on the right was barriered off tonight though it might be passable on a bike if I decided to try it later.
I pressed on. The road still seemed hard work, and three young teenagers overtook me. It didn’t look like a hill but I was certainly having to change down. It didn’t feel such an effort on the Linear last time round though I was equally slow. Eventually the gradient eased then I came to the junction to the left to Calveley Hall lane. I stopped to take a photo to match the one on my last ride.
Once I got going again the road was easier and I found myself freewheeling in places. This was more like it. No tractors everywhere tonight, as there had been on my previous ride.
However, I started experiencing uncomfortable feelings of unreality and sure enough, on trying to read the sign to Calveley school some of the letters danced and disappeared. A migraine attack was imminent, and not having had an episode for many months I knew that my tablets were at home. After rooting about in my bag here weren’t even any Paracetamols. There went my photographic ambitions for the ride. I just had to press on and hope it would clear (highly unlikely) or to get home before I became too debilitated. I pressed on in the direction of Wettenhall while the visual disturbances got worse. Some boy walking by busy on his phone, who was just an indistinct shape, a couple of cars the whole of which I could only see by moving my head. I could hear everything just fine though it had an echoey quality. Fortunately my balance never gets affected much. Carefully looking about at the staggered Wettenhall crossroads to make sense of the fragmented visual information before turning left.
I continued to go surprisingly well considering how my faculties were shutting down. My legs, at least, were still functioning. I came to a stop at some roadworks then was dimly aware of how rapidly the wheels spun up once the lights changed. Rushing at a dip, even though it was a little hard getting up the other side, I didn’t need to go below my middle gear range on the rear hub gear.
My vision was clearing, being replaced by a gradually increasing grinding pain above my right eye.
I could feel my thoughts becoming jumbled. Normally my thought processes work in a stream of consciousness manner using words. When I get an attack I turn into a moron. It’s a pretty good indicator that I’m having a migraine when I try to tell myself I’ve got ??? and I can’t remember what it’s called. Although things are functioning and I know what to do and how the course of it will run I can’t put things into words. I struggle to read things like road signs, assuming my sight will let me, by this stage. I see the letters but they make no sense without intense concentration, which doesn’t help the headache.
Fortunately I was only a few miles from home by now so I kept on ridin’ through the pain, though it was a different kind of pain from that which you expect as a cyclist. The miles went surprisingly quickly and soon I was approaching the long dip to Darnhall bridge traffic lights. I came to a halt behind a procession of cars while the lights on their new regime took ages to change. Fortunately the traffic cleared off quickly with no dawdlers once the green came and I just got going, changed into top and went for it down the hill. I got a good way up the other side before having to go down through the gears. By the time I reached the little summit my head was pounding painfully in time with my heartbeat but became less worse as I took it easier and my heart rate and breathing became calmer.
In due course I reached my back gate, parked the bike and went indoors. I took a couple of belated Migraleve and conked out for a couple of hours.
It’s pretty rare to have an occurrence while I’m out on the bike. Three times in total over the last several decades. The Spirit at least has had its baptism of fire and got me home. Last year, further from home with the familiar Linear, but at least I had my tablets with me. Previously, in the glory days, in 1981/2 near Craig y Nos in the Swansea Valley, en route to a club YHA weekend at Tyn y Caeau in Brecon. I had no solution for migraine back then. I just had to endure it. However, I drank a pint of cola which unexpectedly stopped it. Ah, the things you do when you are young. Was it the caffeine? Sugar boost? Fluid? Who can say after 40-odd years. I remember that it stopped the weekend being spoiled for my clubmates and myself, being that I was the group leader.
Just goes to show how a little unpreparedness can lead to cruel and unusual punishment. Ideally, taking the tablets at the first sign stops it developing beyond the first visual disturbances. At worst, I could be out of commission for a couple of days.
13.63 miles Max 26 mph. Average 8.26 mph. According to Garmin.
Altitude gain 286 ft. According to Bikehike.