'A Devon Delight' - 100k audax
I would like to say thank you to the six people in the UK who are not currently in Cornwall. It is a bit 'over busy here. Not complaining....everyone is lovely but there are quite a lot of lovely people here. Possibly too many. Which make the roads (and everywhere else) quite crowded. And given us the highest Covid rate in the UK in Newquay.
So to Devon for a ride instead. Less hilly. Slightly fewer people than Cornwall or so I thought. Except that today there seemed to be hundreds of others who have all turned up for the same ride. Damn. I have only done unpopular audaxes until now and in the colder months too so I was expecting just a dozen riders or so. Today is beautiful, blue sky, pleasantly warm but not hot, an English summer Sunday and everyone wants to ride. Lots of them. I am early with plenty of time to people watch.
I am not a Club rider. I find the hand signals a bit mystifying. By the time I have worked out what they mean I have hit the pothole anyway. A mass start on a cycle path is my idea of hell. I am not looking forward to it.
My 'I am not looking forward to this' face
What am I doing here anyway, I don't like crowds. I look around for another rider on their own to talk to but it feels as if everyone here is from the same club and this is the first time they have met since Covid struck. Perhaps it is. The organiser asks us to choose which group we want to start in - fast, medium or slow. Which would you choose? Probably the same as me.....medium. Everyone else thinks they are medium it seems and no one moves. Eventually some braver souls hesitantly come forward, and disappear up the road.The pressure is on those guys now.
I think the organiser wanted three equal sized groups but it isn't going to happen. We all move off together, a chorus of clicks, on the command "medium group now". Who wants to be called 'slow'? I strike up some conversations awkwardly as we navigate the prams, children and oncoming bikes on the cycle path. 'Do you come here often?' Bikes beside me, behind me, in front of me. Pedestrians look bemused. "Are there more coming" one asks. I have no real idea but yes, probably. Hundreds of us.
The bikes thin out until there are just two of us riding together. She tells me she has done this audax many times and seems unconcerned that my Wahoo suggests in a flurry of red flashes and angry beeps that we are off route. I follow her back wheel lazily until she stops and says we are not on route. I zoom out the Wahoo and guess at roads and lanes until we are back on route again - adding several extra kilometres and 200 vertical metres to the day. Things can only get better now..... but they don't and now comes a long Cat 3 hill which leaves me breathless and hurting. My fault. I always want to get in front of people. Otherwise I will be in the slow group. I wonder if I have burnt too many matches already 15km into the ride.
It is a good ride. Quiet lanes, tree shrouded and narrow, down to the sea at Dawlish, then along the coast and up the River Exe estuary. Lots to see and lot of people out seeing it. Lots of people but I haven't seen another rider since Dawlish Warren. I know I complained about too many riders earlier but now it would be nice to have some company. Bike lanes and empty suburban roads lead around Exeter and back into the countryside. I know there is a manned control at 57km which promises food and I am looking forward to it.
At 67km I admit that to myself that I have managed to miss the control. Go back? Carry on? Missing the control means I am DNF - Did Not Finish. Going back feels wrong too. And it will be uphill. I continue to move forwards whilst thinking about it and latch onto the back of a fast group. They have been slowed by a tardy level crossing - and presumably stopping to eat. I want to hang on to them and do until the road steepens and one by one we are spat out of the back. Not just me that can't keep up it seems.
Time for a quick stop and a gel. Another long hill ahead and I haven't eaten enough.
The dawning realisation I have missed the control
I begin to overtake the spat out riders as the hill continues. The advantage of living in Cornwall is the amount of involuntary hill training we get. The top is a very long way but the next 25km are either downhill or flat and my average speed is going to rise now. More spat out riders are passed but I still can't see the fast group.....
......until the finish where they are just a few minutes ahead of me.
Good news - my fastest 100k. Which means that there are plenty of scones and cream left at the finish (even if Devonians apply the cream before the jam which is just wrong). I am starving.
Bad news - the ride won't count as I missed a control.
I don't mind. It was a good day out and I learnt from the experience. One, don't follow anyone else even if they say they have done this route before. Two, put the controls as POI on the Wahoo so I get a warning when close. Three, go back and find the control you missed. It isn't a race. It is about endurance, navigation and self reliance. The overall time doesn't matter.
Sometimes though, you can't help yourself. Speed! Power!