6 Dec. Too many hills
Never plan a route on
RidewithGPS whilst drinking wine. Or any other substance that may impair your judgement.
Should you be stupid enough to do that, check the route before sending it of to Audax HQ as a mandatory DIY Audax route . The one where you have to follow the route you have given - no exceptions unless the road is physically closed.
If you ignore all of this and go out anyway, you have no one to blame but yourself when the Wahoo says turn left up that steep hill, when you know that turning right avoids the steep hill and will still take you to the same point.
If I had got it wrong once or twice I would understand that I have some fallibility and shrug amiably and get on with it. But between Goss Moor (fifteen miles into the route) and Truro (pretty much the end of the route) I found it happening time and time again. Lots of unnecessary hills culminating in a savage lane averaging 19% with up to 25% in places, that took me back up to the top of the hill I had already descended on a different road earlier.
So I descended the hill again on a third road following the arrows on the Wahoo. And grumbling.
The descent of which third road placed me in a position to start on another completely different hill that is also avoidable and usually avoided. After 100k in my legs at this point, I was starting to become a bit cross with myself. You can tell I am stubborn though - I just kept on following the arrows.
Anyway it was good to get home finally- and get warm. I have deleted this route from
RidewithGPS. I am never doing it again.
And it was bloody cold all day. It is not supposed to be cold in Cornwall. We don't dress for it or expect it. Perhaps I should have looked at the weather forecast rather than just read the label on the wine bottle. But I didn't and suffered. There was ice on the road. Ice! We don't get ice. It hasn't snowed here since 2010.
Setting out up the steep lane. I live in that fog.
Isn't the sun supposed to be warm? I am not feeling it at this point. I am now the Strava Local Legend on this road which shows how often anyone uses it - or not.
That orange squash in the bidon actually started to freeze. I am sorry to go on about this but we really don't get it cold in Cornwall most years.
Where else would you find a footloose crow?
I don't know if it is just me but
RidewithGPS has some funny ideas over the exact definition of the term 'road'. This is a track. I just kept following the arrows on the Wahoo and hoping it didn't get worse....but it did.
No Cornish ride ever avoids the sea at some point. This is the north coast from St Agnes Beacon. I should have moved on and got the telegraph pole out of the picture .....but it was too cold to mess about. It even rained briefly just after this.
Lessons learnt:
1. Don't drink and plan a ride.
2. If you do, don't send it off straight away as a route you intend follow in every detail.
3. Look at the weather forecast in more detail than just "Ooo, sunny symbols. 🌞 It will be nice then."