I wanted to get my February metric century ride in today. I lost a lot of riding time this month due to a stinking cold which has only just (95%) cleared up.
The weather was so perfect for cycling! I actually preferred it today to a typical sunny summer day because the sunshine was pleasantly warm but not hot enough to be fatiguing, and not fierce enough to need to mess about with sunblock. It was a bit chilly in the Calder Valley when I set off but within 90 minutes I had to stop and take my armwarmers off. There were beautiful blue skies all day!
I have lost a lot of fitness due to a lazy winter and the recent illness so I decided to do an 'easy' route. These things are relative, of course ... It would be considered a hard route by anyone who likes to dodge hills. A typical hilly 100 km route round here has 2,000+ metres of ascent. It isn't possible to avoid the hills altogether unless one just trudges up and down the busy valley A-roads all day. I settled on a compromise - I used the A646 to get from Todmorden to Rose Grove but then took to the excellent Padiham Greenway for a quieter ride into the town (village?).
I was headed for the lovely
Ribble Valley. I used to use the nasty A671 to get there from Padiham but some years ago I noticed 'The Old Roman Road' from the back of Padiham through Read and Portfield, so that is the way that I go these days. Scenically, it is great; the road surface is a disgrace! It is especially bad heading out from Padiham because the worst bits are then on a steep descent with an s-bend. Coming back, one is going very slowly so there is plenty of time to avoid the gravel and potholes.
I've got a question for you ... It is one that has been on my mind since a small van overtook me on that stretch of road today. Are '
Safe House Ferrets' ferrets which are provided to keep people amused while cloistered to avoid Russian mafia hitmen, counter-espionage operatives, abusive ex-partners etc.? Or are they ferrets which have been rendered better for the domestic environment by fitting them with cute little muzzles and mitts to prevent them biting or clawing the occupants of the home? It is an important question, and we need to know the answer!
(PS If you are the owner of
Safe House Ferrets, you need to work on your publicity. The van looked very nice but I can't find your business online, which is quite some achievement in 2019!)
Back to the ride ... I had a quick pitstop (as usual) at the Spring Wood picnic centre above Whalley, and then dropped down into the town (village?) to begin the glorious mid-section of the ride.
I rode out through Great Mitton and for a change turned left onto the B6243 towards Longridge rather than my usual route which is to go off towards Waddington or Cow Ark. NB DON'T TRUST THE SIGN - some clever dick has rotated the sign on the post by 180 degrees so it now points towards Clitheroe rather than Longridge!
I didn't stay on the B-road for long though - I soon turned right to climb up to Longridge Fell past
Stonyhurst College, a posh Jesuit college. When I say posh, I mean ... full boarding fees for UK children of £34,800 per annum!
(If you live in the area and prefer to ferry your little darlings there and back each day, it
only costs £19,950 p.a. ...)
I thought I'd stop further up the climb and take a few photos for you ...
If it were not for the bare trees and bushes, you'd swear it was summer!
Up the hill
View down the hill, with bike!
I was tempted to stop again at a viewpoint on Longridge Fell but I wanted to make reasonable progress today to time my arrival back on the valley roads slightly after the main school rush but before the rush hour proper. No more pictures today...
The Fell road was as bad in places as the Old Roman Rd had been. I never thought that I would say this in the UK in February, but the dappled shadows from the bright sunshine were doing an excellent job of camouflaging the potholes, ruts, and gravel! Still, apart from that it is a really nice road to cycle along. Great views, not much traffic, and enough ups and downs to add interest.
I did a cautious descent of a steep lane on the other side of the Fell and then headed off towards Chipping on a '
Quiet Lane'. It struck me that a QL sign is an official version of the private sign currently being debated in the 'noisy cyclists' thread. That is, it is a sign with no legal force, indicating that it would be nice for drivers to drive considerately, try not to kill pedestrians and cyclists, and not make too much noise. As opposed to there not being a sign, and drivers just obeying the rules of the road i.e. driving considerately, trying not to kill pedestrians and cyclists, and not making too much noise!
I must have seen 50+ cyclists out enjoying the sunny lanes of the Ribble Valley today. One guy riding towards me took both hands off the bars, made an expansive gesture towards the scenery, the blue sky, and the warm sun. He had a huge grin on his face as he called out "
Well, what do you make of THIS then!" I was a bit taken by surprise, and just replied "
BRILLIANT!" which was pretty apt, because it
WAS!
Up along the descendant of another local Roman road to the quaintly named Cow Ark, and then a nice easy descent back towards Whalley. I was finally starting to feel some fatigue from my exertions. I could feel that I haven't done much riding recently. The tired legs didn't surprise me, but the tired neck
DID! I wear a lightweight helmet but even that was starting to feel too heavy.
Soon I was in Whalley, then Padiham, and a nice easy ride back up the Greenway. The ride from Rose Grove to Todmorden wasn't much fun though. The traffic levels had really picked up. The last 16 km were to be endured rather than enjoyed.
And then I was home. Despite over 30 minutes of stops, I got back ten minutes within my vague 6 hour ride target - out for 5 hrs 50 mins, riding for less than 5 hrs 20 mins. 103 km, with 1,450 metres of ascent. (If you insist on imperial units - 64 miles/4,760 ft.)
That's my metric century done for February. I don't intend to wait long into March before tackling the next one.
PS
Q: What is better than having 4 shortbread fingers to eat with your post-ride coffee?
A: Having miscounted, and actually having
6 shortbread fingers to eat with your post-ride coffee!