Coffee Ride!
One of the worst things about riding alone is that for me at least, cafe stops are a no go. I just feel.....like a billy-no-mates sat in a cafe on my lonesome so I don't do it. Today however, I was gonna meet the other half for some of that overpriced Costa crap.
Having tidied up the cockpit some more and raised the hoods by twirling the bars around, I set off into sunshine about 9.15. My legs were like jelly. Oh well, it's a flat ride anyhoo till the return trip into Bolton.
Shortly before turning off Chorley Old Road for Queens Park I encountered close passing nob no.1.
I have the cam lens about 5mm to the right of dead centre on the 460mm bar. Merc driver. The dumbass even had a busted brakelight.
A gentle bimble along the wooded riverside trail through Queens Park took my mind off it.
Onto Mayor Street and at the mini roundabout one mile from where I met nob no.1, nob no.2 makes a appearance.
The 'to the left kinda direction' of my bike is me swerving as the t**t squeezed up the right to turn right. No friggin patience. I swore at the sod and told him to wake up.
I carried on up to the lights (0.13 of a mile according to BikeHike) where I waited patiently for them to change. Same can't be said for nob no.3 (in another Merc) who floored it just to get past me.
Not as close as the first two, but when setting off, I tend to wander a little bit till I get some speed up and the to55er flooring it made me wander a bit more as it made me jump.
Some people eh? Wish I had a Star Wars style laser gun on the bars. Or a mini RPG launcher.
Some more tarmac riding and eventually I got onto a bike trail for a mile, past the hospital and onto 9 1/2 miles of traffic free bliss along NCR55 and the Bridgewater Canal.
At Stretford Mall I met Pam, her dad, her bestie and eventually her eldest for a coffee. Woulda been nice if some smokeaholic wasn't gassing me with one cig after another. The sooner they ban smoking the better. Coffees slurped and I was under way again around 12 I think.
Back onto the canal and I took my time plodding along happily. Shortly after Passing Asdas Altrincham store I left the canal to join the Penine Cycleway NCR62. Just as I passed through the gate I was ambushed by a couple sustrans volunteers who were trying to drum up support. Had a nice chat with him and made my way along the path to a now known to me bench further up for a pack of smokey bacon crisps and a sup of water. Not many places left where one can find absolute peace and quiet for any length of time.
This last three miles of listening to gravel crunching under the Landcruisers were my last for the day and I soon hit Mill lane towards Warburton Bridge with its new plastic toll booth and then through Hollins Green and onto that ever so delightful racetrack of Holocroft Lane. Hurty hands forced a stop at the driveway to Franks Farm and the mitts were put on. The EE battery (better known for overheating and exploding) was hooked up to the cam and a Swizzels double lolly was jammed in my gob. During this heatwave I've been doing my best to avoid the stupid tan line associated with mitts but they were a blessing today. My tans pretty even now anyhoo.
A right at Culcheth then it was a mind numbingly boring ride of epicly drab proportions (watching the world cup could only be as dull) through Glazebury, Leigh, Atherton and Westhoughton into Bolton where I stupidly and blindly followed a car in front through the junction of Beaumont Road, Chorley New Road and Victoria Road. It had chanced an amber and by the time I was halfway across, the CNR traffic was on a green light. Cue an Audi driver slamming his brakes on to avoid squishing me.
Sorry
Mr Audi driver.
Victoria Road was climbed in my granniest of granny gears at sub 3mph and Boot Lane was the last bit of nice riding I had. Why?
Coz this BAST**D who clearly saw me decided to block my progress anyway by turning right just in front of me.
All I could shout was "THANKS ALOT!"
His reply was to give me a thumbs up from the driver side window. Feckin smartarse.
Home for about 4 having done 43 and a bit miles and averaging a face peeling 9.9mph!
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